Last login: 2 days agoJLarmor
JLarmor is a 25 year old guy from New York, USA.
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the push forward is the complete inability to be content where we are, when we are. Impatience is life, progress and the sunset.

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"Dot.com
Dot.com
Dot.com"

a chanting mantra of moronitude in the heartbeat of Stony Brook's Student Activity Center. The writhing wriggling sperm desparately in search of an egg they could not find, stuck in a SAC corralled like an intoxicated barnyard menagerie. At the centerstage a corporate vegetable robot sterilized the neurons of the listening crowd as he hucked energy drinks based on the Fast and the Furious movie franchise. "Available at all 7-11's yallz! Free T-shirt to whoever dawg can holla DOT.COM da loudest, Niggaz!!"
Onward ensued the downwared festivities, as outside the percolations of an anti-Bush rally began to animate:
"WE DON'T LIKE WAR!!"
"NO SIR!"
"NO WAR!"
"DOT COM!"
"NO WAR!"
"DOT COM!"

We all have better things to do right?

Like modern-day savages, we were inside trying to get our FUZE T-Shirt and Dunkin Donuts propaganda pamphlet. Jamaican Beef Patty. The newest Hagen Daz splooge dribble. It's free, we cannot resist. Advertising's intrusion to our atrophying minds cannot prevail over the prehistoric urges of our beleaguered bellies. And now, post food expo, after a single served coffee, chemi-flavored water and specially-requested raw hot dog, I escaped to the outside where I could cleanse what left of a soul I had in the echoes of the Anti-bush rally, the droning monolith buildings of Stony Brook and the brisk fall weathering.