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Here is a story/theory on the Origin-ing of Man.

"Dayhunter Apes & Nightwatch Apes"

We are just the apes who posted a nightwatch (either an individual ape or a group of) to simply protect a base refuge while the bulk of the community slept, the dayhunter/gatherers (food, the only necessary greed).

And so you have "Nightwatch".

Some would say nightwatch would be the bravest or strongest but they would also be the laziest, no longer wanting to hunt in the day but rather stay up at night, watching the moon or masturbating [each other] or whatever--a strange bunch--a rare breed indeed. So, inevitably, after the initial fear/paranoia wears off, these apes or the ape are/is bored. The food is eaten, there is little to no light, and everything else is pretty much asleep too. So above-said bored-ape starts doing stupid shite. Throwing feces, waking up the day apes, whatever. Eventually one night, nightwatch starts throwing stones. Stones hit dirt, stones hit water, stones hit other stones. Now this last action is of particular interest to NW ape because it yields *sparks*, a phenomenom only witnessed before in lightning. Now if I were this ape, I'd be obsessed w/ this newfound activity. Sooner or later this ape is the guy who created FIRE! Now imagine the consequences suddenly, by providing light and warmth to the rest of the apes at night. As a result of the fire, now there are many more fireside nightwatch apes and the community is changed; it is also now more complicated, leading to possible societal structure & its involved beauracracies as well, on some ape-level. Now you have a true tool (the beginning of science!) a tremendous catalyst for thought, totally entrancing all the other apes (Homo Sapiens are still strangely entranced by fire ie. bonfires, etc.) Now you have a heirarchy too, all the previous apes would now worship the almight fire ape, the true beginning of religion & government! With this new tool, fire, you have the necessary invention to move nort, east and ultimately man spreads throughout the world.

*I talked to some author at Stony Brook University who wrote a couple books on the origin of man and he believes harnessing fire first orginated by stealing widlfire. I don't know it doesn't explain how they traveled with it (because they most certainly would have had to, unless they went Olympic torch style and kept a constant flame burning, which is highly improbable). Soo, I don't think he was as smart as he thought!